According to the data posted on our deserted forum (and I use the word “our” advisedly), the member who has posted the most times is Frolix, with Sudz coming in second and our most patient host third.  How can that be correct?  Frolix doesn't even check in to see if anyone has posted any more.  If she did, she would not be able to resist responding to some of my last dozen or so witty and wonderful messages.  I think she used us and then dropped us like used toilet paper.  I feel so violated.

Also, in the news, my sister went up to her Pastor after church Sunday and with tears in her eyes she greeted him.  He asked, “Sister, what are the tears for?”  She told him, “Oh Pastor, my husband passed away last night.”  He comforted her for a time, reminding her that while her husband had been an alcoholic, he too was one of God's creations and it is possible he could have gotten saved before he died.  “Tell me,” he asked, “What were his last words?”  She thought a moment and said, “As a matter of fact, he said 'Carol! Put down that damn gun!'”